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Supah Ninjah! Supah Ninjah!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Haha! Very cute!

I really liked this. It was very short, but it didn't really need to be longer. It might have been better, though, if you'd done three or for shorties in one cartoon. :)

The pace at which the characters moved was perfect, and the way you made the Ninja scream was just terrifically funny. Great job, man! I hope to see more of these!



Mario's Night Time Advent Mario's Night Time Advent

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Eh... Overdone to death.

Graphics:
First off, the technique with the sprites was really crappy, as you left the black background in there with it. Of course, I'm sure you meant to do that, since you were oh-so-subtly trying to make your point through bad graphics and crappy flash powers. But I digress. The backgrounds made me chuckle. You got the majority of your points there.

Style:
Overdone. Plain and simple. I've seen so many "omg, sprite flashes are unoriginal and they suck" movies that they've ceased to be good. You have to make it new and at least take a different slant if you want people to take it seriously.

Sound:
Awful. Well, I take that back. The part with the typing sounds and the windows noises made me laugh. :P Well-placed. But I will say that I greatly dislike it when flash artists intentionally change the volume at various parts of their flash, especially if it's as extreme as yours was. Ouch.

Violence:
Mario killed a goomba. A goomba killed Mario. No blood, no drama. I gave you pity points.

Interactivity:
Your preloader was funny, what with all the unfilled fields and whatnot. You would have gotten more, had your play button showed signs of being active when my mouse icon was over it. :p

Humor:
Not funny. At all. Like I said, it's been overdone. I'm not saying that anti-mario/anti-sprite flashes can't be funny. I'm just saying that if you want to make a good one, do something original with it. Crack on a specific aspect and expand on it or something. I dunno. All I know is that I'm seeing the same thing I've seen many times already. Recently.

Overall:
I was a bit generous with the review score, I think. I personally voted to blam, but you'll probably pass, since it has Mario in the title, lol. Ironic, isn't it?


notoriousm responds:

ARE you kidding me Maron is really cool


Weed Harmless 3 Weed Harmless 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome flash all around. Kudos to you!

Although I thoroughly disagree with you as far as the "harmlessness" of weed is concerned, this was a damn good flash. Wonderful graphics, witty humor, and tons of good points and facts to back your statements up. I really love all the attention to detail you put in here. Great job!

It's not a true dissertation though, in that you only presented one side of the argument. You didn't actually mention any of the real negative effects of Cannabis. For example, extended exposure to it will render your sperm cells disfigured in such a way that they can no longer penetrate the ovum, rendering you sterile. On the one hand, this could be thought of as a good form of birth control, lol. But for those of you who want to have kids, it's probably not a good idea to light up when you're trying to have a baby.

Anyway, it was fun to watch, even if it was pretty biased. :) Thanks for the entertainment!


Recent Game Reviews


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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Lol. I thought it was cute. ;)

The pointer kept me amused for a few minutes, lol. I must be really bored today. :P Anyway, nice bit o' actionscript you have there. Definitely worthy of being protected, at least. ;)


der-Wahnsinn responds:

thank you! You get 3 smiles from me:
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Super Mario Sunshine 64 Super Mario Sunshine 64

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow... just... wow

Very rarely do I play games on NG, because I just don't have time. But this one sparked my interest. :P I wasn't disappointed. A bit choppy and sloppy in places, but very entertaining nonetheless. :P A darn sight more than I could do. ;) Congrats on your front page... lol. We all know it's coming. XD