Okay, so I was driving home from work today, and I was listening to Disturbed sing "Ten Thousand Fists." I happen to like the song very much, but I somehow screwed up while I was singing along, and part of the chorus came out as "Ten Thousand Fish." It struck me as suddenly very funny, and I spent the rest of the way home trying to reword the song to fit my little blunder. This is what I came up with. The lyrics to the original can be found with any search engine. Mine can be found here. :3

Download my squeaky, unflattering parody here

Ten Thousand Fish
The twister's come today; it's come from the beach and it's begun to wither tonight
ah ah
To wither tonight
ah ah
Somehow worked this way where all you could see around you was bad weather tonight
ah ah
It was bad weather tonight, yeah!

People can no longer plug up their nose
If this disgusts you, then move away
You will remember the night we were struck by the might of
Ten thousand fish from the air

Flounder and sea rays, dead on the walk is what we will discover tonight
ah ah
Discover tonight
ah ah
Tuna from the bay, this twister dumped them all upon our city tonight
ah ah
We are fish city tonight, yeah!

People can no longer plug up their nose
If this disgusts you, then move away
You will remember the night we were struck by the might of
Ten thousand fish from the air

We scrub and scrub but the smell stays behind
Scales and guts everywhere do we find

We scrub and scrub but the smell stays behind
Scales and guts everywhere do we find

We scrub and scrub but the smell stays behind
Scales and guts everywhere do we find

We scrub and scrub but the smell stays behind
Scales and guts everywhere do we find

People can no longer plug up their nose
If this disgusts you, then move away
You will remember the night we were struck by the might of
Ten thousand fish from the air

Ten thousand fish from the air

Ten thousand fish from the air